Patent 5 Diner

Welcome to the Patent 5 Diner… the world’s strangest diner, where all the food is drinks!

Starters

  • Chips ‘n’ Guac
    $15

    Patent 5 Gin, Espolan blanco tequila, avocado, cilantro, lime, tomato cordial, habanero shrub, side of mini corn chips•2oz.   •vegan

  • Fries ‘n’ Kewpie
    $15

    Patent 5 french fry Vodka, kewpie, elorose sherry, lemon, sugar, MSG, vegan foamer, french fry salt rim •2.5oz   •vegetarian

  • Tom Kha Soup
    $15

    Patent 5 Navy Strength Gin, tome kha syrup (kaffir lime leaf, lemongrass, ginger), lime, house cream of coconut, vegan foamer, soda •1.5oz   •vegan

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Mains

  • Pineapple Pizza
    $15

    Patent 5 x Mitchell Block vegan pizza Vodka, tomato basil cordial, lemon, pineapple bitters•2oz   •vegan

  • Chicken & Waffles
    $16

    Patent 5 duck fat washed Barrel Aged Gin, waffle infusion, maple syrup butter, Frank’s hot sauce, Cold Mike’s chickenless salt rim   •2oz 

  • Pastrami on Rye
    $15

    Chef Cole’s toasted rye Bourbon, Nonsuch brisket infusion, Cocchi di Torino, mustard shrub, black pepper tincture, lemon, Angostura bitters, vegan foamer  •2.25oz

Sides

  • Corn on the Cob
    $15

    Patent 5 brown butter Vodka, charred corn syrup, lime•2oz   •vegetarian

  • Mixed Greens
    $15

    Patent 5 Gin, Amaro Montenegro, arugula, basil, hot pepper shrub, snap pea, black pepper tincture, lemon, Cinzano prosecco •2oz   •vegan 

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Desserts

  • Key Lime Pie
    $16

    Patent 5 Elettaria spiced gin, pie crust infusion*, cream of cocunut, lime, coconut whip•2oz   •vegetarian/*honey

  • Bananas Foster
    $16

    Patent 5 Elettaria Gin, Appleton Estate Signature rum, creme de banane, spent whey caramel, nutmeg, lemon, vegan foamer, cinnamon, fire! •2.75oz   •vegetarian 

Drinks

  • London Fog
    $15

    Earl Grey infused Bourbon, Licor 43, lavender syrup, oat milk, vegan foamer •2oz   •vegan

  • Coffee ‘n’ a Donut
    $15

    Patent 5 Vodka infused with world famous Crumb Queen crullers and Never Better Coffee, clarified with half ‘n’ half•2oz    •vegetarian

  • Bubble Tea
    $15

    Patent 5 Gin, strawberry bitters, matcha & tonka syrup, lemon, oat milk, Nigori sake, soda, vegan foamer, lychee boba•2oz   • vegan

  • Coffee ‘n’ a Smoke
    $16

    Bourbon, Benedictine liqueur, Never Better Coffee ‘spro, Ardbeg 10Y0, oloroso sherry•2.5oz   •vegan

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Simple Serves

  • Vodka & soda
    $7 / $12
  • London Dry Gin & house tonic
    $8 / $13
  • Elettaria Mule
    $9 / $14
  • Patent 5 Berry Collins
    $9 / $14
  • Whisky & house cola
    $8 / $13
  • Barrel aged Gin
    $9 / $14
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Martinis

  • Kangaroo
    $13

    Patent 5 Vodka, Vermut Zarro, peach bitters, olives•3oz   •vegan

  • Dirty Vodka Martini
    $14

    Patent 5 Vodka, manzanilla sherry, olive brine, olive•3oz    •vegan

  • Gin Martini
    $14

    Patent 5 Gin, Lustau blanco, orange twist•3oz   • vegan

  • Dirty Gin Martini
    $14

    Patent 5 Gin, Nigori sake, olive brine, olives•3oz   •vegan

  • Pornstar Martini
    $15

    Patent 5 Vodka, Lapsang tea, Licor 43, passion fruit, lemon, vegan foamer, prosecco•2.5oz   •vegan

  • Espresso Martini
    $15

    Patent 5 Vodka, Kahlua, Never Better Coffee ‘spro•2.5oz   •vegan

Punch Bowls

Upgrade your punch bowl for $15
Top with Cinzano prosecco or Nonsuch Chambiere

  • Cherry Bomb

    Patent 5 Navy Strength Gin, cherry brandy, Caribou, lemon, Earl Grey & rosemary syrup

  • Code Orange

    Patent 5 Elettaria spiced gin, Aperol, Grand Mariner, lemon, smoky cinnamon & tonka syrup

Small (min. 2)  •  $30 | Medium (min. 4)  •  $60 | Large (min. 6)  •  $90

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Snacks
(You can actually eat)

  • Anchovies
    $10

    Anchovies, sweet pepper bruschetta, pearl onions, crackers•no dairy

  • Antipasto
    $10

    Marinated anchovies, olives, muffaletta spread, crackers•vegan

  • Bar Snacks
    $10

    Bowl of bar snacks•gluten-friendly option available

  • Charcuterie
    $10

    Your choice of cured meat, mustard, olives, crackers•no dairy

  • Cheese
    $10

    Your choice of one cheese, nuts, preserve, dried fruit, crackers•vegetarian

  • Dolmas
    $7

    Marinated grape leaves stuffed with rice, herbs & spices•vegan

  • Gin-Soaked Olives
    $7

    Mixed olives soaked in Patent 5 London Dry Gin brine•vegan

  • Stuffed Peppers
    $7

    Jalapeno peppers stuffed with feta•vegetarian

Drinks That Make a Difference

$2 from each drink goes to Sunshine House.

Patent 5 is proud to support Sunshine House – a community drop-in and resource centre focusing on harm reduction and social inclusion. They work to provide programming that fulfills people’s social, community, and recreational needs. Participants can come as they are, and are not expected to be “clean” or sober.

  • Pocketful of Sunshine
    $9

    Patent 5 Purple Blossom gin, house citrus cordial, soda•1oz

  • Sunshine Bunch
    $6

    Purple rose & hibiscus syrup, house citrus cordial, soda•zero proof

Zero Proof Menu

  • Deee-Lite
    $7

    Berry tea, soursop syrup, ginger syrup, lime juice, Ms Better’s vegan foamer

  • Violet Beaureard
    $7

    Blueberry shrub, ginger syrup, lime juice, black walnut bitters, soda

  • Jam Tart
    $7

    Strawberry shrub, soda water, citric acid, carbamon bitters, sparkles

  • Young Grasshopper
    $7

    Watermelon & hot pepper shrub, lemon, celery bitters, soda, rosemary salt 

  • House Cola
    $5

    House cola cordial & soda

  • Ginger Beer
    $7

    House ginger & clove syrup & soda

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